Uh...huh.

[xp_cypher]

So. The "iPad". It looks like essentially the love child of a netbook and a Kindle, with no keyboard. And the name just practically INVITES "high tech tampon" jokes.

Someone really didn't think this one through, did they.

brb lol-ing forever

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, if that worked with my iPod, I would totally buy it.

iStoned for like, parents who wanna see if their kids are on drugs.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of surprised there isn't already an app for that, to be honest. Maybe because they haven't figured out how to slap a sensor on it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't have a iPhone, I have a iPod and you can't load stuff on those, right?

They need to make the iLast or the iRise. Porn and like, digital viagra in the same device thing.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

True, regarding the whole iPod thing.

...I don't even know what to say to that second part, though.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, it'd make a ton of cash if someone made it. You're all Gettin' Nerdy Wit it, you do it!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, the internet IS for porn, as the song goes...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, screw you, now it's stuck in my head and I'm in class!

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Way to pay attention huh?

iFlunk for the people that can't pass?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's like 500 people and I've got a minirecorder. Nothing being said here I won't have to review anyway.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaand an application for the iCheat? Because it can do so many things...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's not cheating if you're allowed to record stuff in class. Half the class does it.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

No no, I meant if you don't do that, you would need some sort of extra help. Which makes me wonder how does the teacher talk to everyone....

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

I totally just spit out all my tea. Thank you Kyle.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You need an iNapkin for cleaning that up automatically. It can be like a tiny ass Roomba.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Oooh oooh oooh!

The iEye! A magnifying device for the visually impaired!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And the iEar for people who can't hear? And then you can have the iEareye for people who can't see or hear.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Just make an iFace already then. Or iHead...wait..

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

iYourMom

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

iCheat for the angry wives. Or the husbands that repent. Although wives can also repent if they want.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Or like iDontCheat, I guess. Dude though, I dunno how'd that work. Like some kind of lock on your junk?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

iVirgin chastity belt.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

iBite for something involving blood donation? That way all those weird middle age women who read Twilight will want to give blood.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is that that movie with the ugly dead dude and the werewolves?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sparkly vampires. Karolina made me go see it with her. I don't see the appeal.

I got one! The iPee catheter!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, are we gonna have the iPoop like colostwhateveritis bag too?