Uh...huh.

Jan. 27th, 2010 11:32 am
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So. The "iPad". It looks like essentially the love child of a netbook and a Kindle, with no keyboard. And the name just practically INVITES "high tech tampon" jokes.

Someone really didn't think this one through, did they.

brb lol-ing forever

Date: 2010-01-27 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
iBeat: heart rate monitor?

Date: 2010-01-27 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Mostly I'm waiting for the "bigger and better" second generation model. The iPad Maxi.

Date: 2010-01-27 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
That's just a bad pun.

Why Apple? Why did you do this? What was so wrong with the "iTablet"?

Date: 2010-01-27 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Also, re: the whole "the last time there was this much buzz about a tablet it had commandments on it", yeah, but at least THAT tablet had handwriting recognition!

/ba-dum-bum

Date: 2010-01-27 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
Are all old people this lame?

Date: 2010-01-27 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Oh, come on, you don't think Leno or Letterman won't make that joke tonight?

Date: 2010-01-27 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Oh, so do I, believe me. Just, y'know, now that he's out of a job, he can't really be the one to make that joke on the air right now.

Date: 2010-01-27 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
Stewart or Colbert could?

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Date: 2010-01-27 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, if that worked with my iPod, I would totally buy it.

iStoned for like, parents who wanna see if their kids are on drugs.

Date: 2010-01-27 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
I'm kind of surprised there isn't already an app for that, to be honest. Maybe because they haven't figured out how to slap a sensor on it.

Date: 2010-01-27 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah, but I don't have a iPhone, I have a iPod and you can't load stuff on those, right?

They need to make the iLast or the iRise. Porn and like, digital viagra in the same device thing.

Date: 2010-01-27 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
True, regarding the whole iPod thing.

...I don't even know what to say to that second part, though.

Date: 2010-01-27 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, it'd make a ton of cash if someone made it. You're all Gettin' Nerdy Wit it, you do it!

Date: 2010-01-27 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Well, the internet IS for porn, as the song goes...

Date: 2010-01-27 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Oh, screw you, now it's stuck in my head and I'm in class!

Date: 2010-01-27 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com
Way to pay attention huh?

iFlunk for the people that can't pass?

Date: 2010-01-27 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, it's like 500 people and I've got a minirecorder. Nothing being said here I won't have to review anyway.

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Date: 2010-01-27 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
I totally just spit out all my tea. Thank you Kyle.

Date: 2010-01-27 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
You need an iNapkin for cleaning that up automatically. It can be like a tiny ass Roomba.

Date: 2010-01-27 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
Oooh oooh oooh!

The iEye! A magnifying device for the visually impaired!

Date: 2010-01-27 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
And the iEar for people who can't hear? And then you can have the iEareye for people who can't see or hear.

Date: 2010-01-27 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-staffofone.livejournal.com
Just make an iFace already then. Or iHead...wait..

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Date: 2010-01-27 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
iBite for something involving blood donation? That way all those weird middle age women who read Twilight will want to give blood.

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