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xp_journalThe Canadian government and the Hudsons have finally agreed that I have fully briefed them and completed a comprehensive assessment of my physical and mental conditions following, well, that brief bout of death I caught. If I had known how much paperwork was involved, I might have made other choices.
Anyhow, I have successfully smuggled all your Canadian snack requests over the border and into my room. Feel free to drop by for your cans of Tim Horton's coffee, Coffee Crisps, Smarties, Aeros, Ketchup, Dill Pickle and All-Dressed chips, and a couple of boxes of Passion Flakies. Yes, I have also completed people's booze orders as well. The local LCBO officially named me Person of the Year after seeing the final bill for your requests.
Be warned. Gord's been cooped up in Toronto so he went straight to the woods. If you find very small bits of things that are normally in or part of a small animal, it's likely his fault. I'm not returning to active status as an X-Man immediately, but I can be found in the Danger Room running refreshers for the next few days.