Uh...huh.

[xp_cypher]

So. The "iPad". It looks like essentially the love child of a netbook and a Kindle, with no keyboard. And the name just practically INVITES "high tech tampon" jokes.

Someone really didn't think this one through, did they.

brb lol-ing forever

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[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

iBite for something involving blood donation? That way all those weird middle age women who read Twilight will want to give blood.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is that that movie with the ugly dead dude and the werewolves?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sparkly vampires. Karolina made me go see it with her. I don't see the appeal.

I got one! The iPee catheter!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, are we gonna have the iPoop like colostwhateveritis bag too?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Colonoscopy. Sure!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And the iPoopNano which is like a digital like diaper monitor. Tells a mom when her kid needs a change.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

They just need to make something that tells a mom everything. When to feed, change, burp, put down for a nap. I mean crying can only be understood so much.

iBabyTalk?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I want one of those for my damn CAT.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

They make "pet communicators." I'm skeptical though.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I got one of those, her name is Catseye and I have to buy her pastrami.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

That makes sense.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's totally awesome.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

They should make something that could like "talk" to plants and figure out what they need.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

We got one of those, she's pink and made bull wonky jokes about like 15 minutes ago.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Oh... yeah.

I think I just had a "blond" moment.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, for serious I could use a machine that tells me what the plants want.