Uh...huh.

[xp_cypher]

So. The "iPad". It looks like essentially the love child of a netbook and a Kindle, with no keyboard. And the name just practically INVITES "high tech tampon" jokes.

Someone really didn't think this one through, did they.

brb lol-ing forever

Comments

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

I totally just spit out all my tea. Thank you Kyle.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You need an iNapkin for cleaning that up automatically. It can be like a tiny ass Roomba.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Oooh oooh oooh!

The iEye! A magnifying device for the visually impaired!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And the iEar for people who can't hear? And then you can have the iEareye for people who can't see or hear.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Just make an iFace already then. Or iHead...wait..

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

iYourMom

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

iCheat for the angry wives. Or the husbands that repent. Although wives can also repent if they want.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Or like iDontCheat, I guess. Dude though, I dunno how'd that work. Like some kind of lock on your junk?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

iVirgin chastity belt.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

That would be...

iDon't.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

The iPure?

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

iPrude.

iWant2baNun.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

NO LOCKS ON THE JUNK K THX

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

The iSnip bull castrater?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I almost just had to bite my hand to keep from laughing my ass off.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Oh go on and laugh, it's good for the soul.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

iBite for something involving blood donation? That way all those weird middle age women who read Twilight will want to give blood.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is that that movie with the ugly dead dude and the werewolves?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sparkly vampires. Karolina made me go see it with her. I don't see the appeal.

I got one! The iPee catheter!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, are we gonna have the iPoop like colostwhateveritis bag too?

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Colonoscopy. Sure!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And the iPoopNano which is like a digital like diaper monitor. Tells a mom when her kid needs a change.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

They just need to make something that tells a mom everything. When to feed, change, burp, put down for a nap. I mean crying can only be understood so much.

iBabyTalk?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I want one of those for my damn CAT.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

They make "pet communicators." I'm skeptical though.