Dangit...

[xp_cypher]

What the hell is up with my voice-to-text...

[voice to text enabled]

no stupid computer don't enable the fucking
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE
goddamit
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY
a la verga putano computador
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Somehow this is your fault. Don't think I'm not onto you, Wade W Wilson.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Who, me? What could I possibly have done?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Any number of devious and dastardly deeds, Mr. Alliterative Name.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Such accusations! And not a bit of proof to back them up...

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You should warn people not to be drinking something before you do these things. My poor computer almost had a tea bath.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I drowned Maude 1.0 and all the baby laptops cried. I'm not saying, I'm just saying - it was Doug's fault. And Paranoid Hot Chick's.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Maude 1.0? And you do realise we have many, many women in this house who can identify as 'Paranoid Hot Chick'

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Maude 1.0 was my very first mansion laptop. Then I drowned her and now I have Maude 2.0. Paranoid Hot Chick is Tabitha.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Alas poor laptop, we knew her well. Is Maude a family name, or simply something you associate with electronics?

I'll have to take your word about Tabitha, but why do you think she's paranoid?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Your accusation that I was responsible for Maude 1.0's drowning suggests this is retaliatory.

And I note that YOU don't have a bit of proof to back THAT accusation up.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm simply pointing out that karma, in her many varied forms, can be a bitch. Which does not implicate me in any way, shape or form. However, I must applaud whoever arranged this hilariousness.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

It sure as heck does implicate you, I'm just trying to figure out how you made it happen.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

No idea what you mean, Douglas, my friend.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

This is my skeptical face.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

It is so adorable!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

:P

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

:D

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I am shaking my fist in the general direction of the mansion.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Then you're shaking your fist in the wrong direction. Why don't you try biting your thumb in the direction of the Filipino restaurant down the street?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...why didn't you tell me you were here before now?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I was busy stuffing my face with bagnet?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You know I hate it when you hold out on me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You want some buco pie? Pastillas de leche? Turon?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have bought every single last sweet they had at the shop. I think the lady loves me. It's possible she's attempting to give me her daughter in marriage. I'm going to leave now and bring you your diabetes in a really big bag.