Dangit...

[xp_cypher]

What the hell is up with my voice-to-text...

[voice to text enabled]

no stupid computer don't enable the fucking
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE
goddamit
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY
a la verga putano computador
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Maude 1.0 was my very first mansion laptop. Then I drowned her and now I have Maude 2.0. Paranoid Hot Chick is Tabitha.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Alas poor laptop, we knew her well. Is Maude a family name, or simply something you associate with electronics?

I'll have to take your word about Tabitha, but why do you think she's paranoid?