Dangit...

[xp_cypher]

What the hell is up with my voice-to-text...

[voice to text enabled]

no stupid computer don't enable the fucking
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE
goddamit
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY
a la verga putano computador
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I am shaking my fist in the general direction of the mansion.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Then you're shaking your fist in the wrong direction. Why don't you try biting your thumb in the direction of the Filipino restaurant down the street?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...why didn't you tell me you were here before now?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I was busy stuffing my face with bagnet?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You know I hate it when you hold out on me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You want some buco pie? Pastillas de leche? Turon?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have bought every single last sweet they had at the shop. I think the lady loves me. It's possible she's attempting to give me her daughter in marriage. I'm going to leave now and bring you your diabetes in a really big bag.