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Doug Ramsey ([personal profile] xp_cypher) wrote2013-09-21 10:36 am
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Dangit...

What the hell is up with my voice-to-text...

[voice to text enabled]

no stupid computer don't enable the fucking
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE
goddamit
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY
a la verga putano computador
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY
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[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-21 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
... wow. That's amazing.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2013-09-21 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow this is your fault. Don't think I'm not onto you, Wade W Wilson.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-21 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Who, me? What could I possibly have done?

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2013-09-21 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Any number of devious and dastardly deeds, Mr. Alliterative Name.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-21 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Such accusations! And not a bit of proof to back them up...

[identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com 2013-09-21 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You should warn people not to be drinking something before you do these things. My poor computer almost had a tea bath.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-22 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
I drowned Maude 1.0 and all the baby laptops cried. I'm not saying, I'm just saying - it was Doug's fault. And Paranoid Hot Chick's.

[identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com 2013-09-22 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Maude 1.0? And you do realise we have many, many women in this house who can identify as 'Paranoid Hot Chick'

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Maude 1.0 was my very first mansion laptop. Then I drowned her and now I have Maude 2.0. Paranoid Hot Chick is Tabitha.

[identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Alas poor laptop, we knew her well. Is Maude a family name, or simply something you associate with electronics?

I'll have to take your word about Tabitha, but why do you think she's paranoid?

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2013-09-22 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Your accusation that I was responsible for Maude 1.0's drowning suggests this is retaliatory.

And I note that YOU don't have a bit of proof to back THAT accusation up.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm simply pointing out that karma, in her many varied forms, can be a bitch. Which does not implicate me in any way, shape or form. However, I must applaud whoever arranged this hilariousness.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
It sure as heck does implicate you, I'm just trying to figure out how you made it happen.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
No idea what you mean, Douglas, my friend.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
This is my skeptical face.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I am shaking my fist in the general direction of the mansion.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're shaking your fist in the wrong direction. Why don't you try biting your thumb in the direction of the Filipino restaurant down the street?

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
...why didn't you tell me you were here before now?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I was busy stuffing my face with bagnet?

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
You know I hate it when you hold out on me.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You want some buco pie? Pastillas de leche? Turon?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-23 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I have bought every single last sweet they had at the shop. I think the lady loves me. It's possible she's attempting to give me her daughter in marriage. I'm going to leave now and bring you your diabetes in a really big bag.

[identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com 2013-09-21 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Should we be concerned about violent computers? Or is that the Daisy song?

[identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com 2013-09-21 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the Daisy song.

...Doug, your taste in music does worry me.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2013-09-22 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I have it on good authority that it's the Johnny Cash cover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4) of the song, at least?

[identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com 2013-09-22 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I feel somehow responsible....

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2013-09-22 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
AWESOME!

[identity profile] x-dagger.livejournal.com 2013-09-24 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You do know this is how Skynet starts, right?
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