FML

[xp_cypher]

And I thought MARCH was bad.

So, somehow in the large amount of being out of town for work, and just general distractedness...

I completely missed that my sister had enrolled at Columbia. Until she called me today to tell me that our parents want her to have lunch with me like once a month or something.

My sister's in town for college.

This is just fucking FANTASTIC.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is she hot?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

As far as you're concerned, she's walleyed with missing teeth.

Don't you have a girlfriend, anyway?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I got a girlfriend. I'm not gonna hit on your sister. I'm just asking for you know, like, academical purposes.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

The point stands.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I was gonna see if she wanted to double date with me and Jan and Marius!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

No. Just...no.

I'm going to go break into the vodka now.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

So the answer's yes?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I hate every single one of you.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

What? I'm practically gay. I've got a significant man friend and everything.

So is she hot and into art?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

So your need to see me naked is purely academical then?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

If I say yes will you get naked?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

You stole my question. Good man!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's a great question! I don't get why he won't answer it!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

He totally answered it in that really obvious way. I thought he was supposed to be smart?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I hate you both and will find a way to make bad computer things happen to you.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

That's cool, I don't really need a computer anyway.

So are you hating us so much because she's hot and she'd be into us?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I dunno, dude. He freaked out totally when I mentioned Marius. Maybe she's into guys with thesarausllingus and springy hair.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Doug's hair is kinda springy. Wouldn't that be sorta gross and incestuous? I know I don't have siblings, but I think it'd be sorta skeevy to wanna get it on with someone who reminded me of my sister.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wow, you are gay. You are totally checking out other dude's hair.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

It's all curly. Isn't all curly hair springy?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'm not looking at any other dude's hairs to see!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's hair. On people's heads. If you look at their face you see their hair. Unless you're really unobservant. If I start talking about his junk then you can go on about how gay I am.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wait, you've seen his junk to be able to talk about it?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Dude, what is going on with your obsession with people's junk?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Uh....no. You're disturbed.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

What's that, Mr. Vodka? Kevin wants the entire contents of his bank account donated to NAMBLA? If you say so...

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

At least it's fitting. I mean, I should totally get behind ending man/boy love oppression. The question, really, is why do you know about the man/boy love plight and that NAMBLA is working to end it? Are you not telling us something?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

"We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

You like sudden anonymous group sex with men?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_%28group%29

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I like my version better.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

And I'm totally not a Scientologist.