FML

[xp_cypher]

And I thought MARCH was bad.

So, somehow in the large amount of being out of town for work, and just general distractedness...

I completely missed that my sister had enrolled at Columbia. Until she called me today to tell me that our parents want her to have lunch with me like once a month or something.

My sister's in town for college.

This is just fucking FANTASTIC.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

As far as you're concerned, she's walleyed with missing teeth.

Don't you have a girlfriend, anyway?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I got a girlfriend. I'm not gonna hit on your sister. I'm just asking for you know, like, academical purposes.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

The point stands.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I was gonna see if she wanted to double date with me and Jan and Marius!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

No. Just...no.

I'm going to go break into the vodka now.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

So the answer's yes?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I hate every single one of you.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

What? I'm practically gay. I've got a significant man friend and everything.

So is she hot and into art?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

So your need to see me naked is purely academical then?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

If I say yes will you get naked?