FML

[xp_cypher]

And I thought MARCH was bad.

So, somehow in the large amount of being out of town for work, and just general distractedness...

I completely missed that my sister had enrolled at Columbia. Until she called me today to tell me that our parents want her to have lunch with me like once a month or something.

My sister's in town for college.

This is just fucking FANTASTIC.

Comments

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Doug's hair is kinda springy. Wouldn't that be sorta gross and incestuous? I know I don't have siblings, but I think it'd be sorta skeevy to wanna get it on with someone who reminded me of my sister.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wow, you are gay. You are totally checking out other dude's hair.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

It's all curly. Isn't all curly hair springy?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'm not looking at any other dude's hairs to see!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's hair. On people's heads. If you look at their face you see their hair. Unless you're really unobservant. If I start talking about his junk then you can go on about how gay I am.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wait, you've seen his junk to be able to talk about it?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Dude, what is going on with your obsession with people's junk?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Uh....no. You're disturbed.