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So, since we are putting forward our suggestions for Marius' codename, I have a suggestion.

Tickybox.

As in, "What powers do I have today? Check the tickybox!"

[Poll #1191678]

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[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Fail.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

See, I'm torn. While the novelty value would be enough to make the bad guys stop and go "WTF?", I've always been a firm proponent of not having a field name longer than two syllables.

Kurt's still makes me twitch sometimes. No offense, Kurt.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to go with the cranky Japanese guy on this one. That's even worse than Count Suck von Suck.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Is that the next Underworld movie? I think I'll skip that.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, mine is like four. But I dig it.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

No, that's "Sucking Ass"

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

... how did I miss that? Damn. I think that's saying bad things about my attention span lately.

Well, yours is apt, yes, but still.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Oh, I thought that was the sub-title to Sex and the City.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Aw, I like sex in the city. It's like softcore porn with shoes. Except Carrie needs to be hit by a bus.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

One has to realize that the purpose of said codenames serves many different functions:

1) To spotlight a tactical disability (Cyclops)
2) To inform one's enemies of your abilities (Storm, Juggernaut)
3) A veiled reference to one's place of origin (Roulette, Dominion)
4) Or my personal favorite, making no sense whatsoever. "Cable"? Well, I suppose if you're going for the "six hundred channels and nothing interesting's on" metaphor. Or "Nightcrawler"? (Yes, I know that's what they called you in the circus. Dude, over here? It's fishing bait.)

Hence why I have eschewed the tradition, myself.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Softcore defeats the purpose of porn.

I can't believe I just typed that.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I get bored easily, myself. I have porn ADD.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I thought it was some Top Gun thing. I mean, Iceman in that didn't make sense either.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Pirates? Totally the cure to porn ADD.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

She needs to be hanged and them put on a pike on 5th as a warning to anyone who even thinks about dressing like her. Ugh, her wardrobe is atrocious!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

This is another movie I have to see, right?

Oh, Google says it's about navy pilots. Yes, callsigns serve the same purpose, it seems.

I vote for the surrealist option. "Existentialism Lad" or "Croatoan".

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yes, and while some parts of it are good, it's almost totally destroyed by that main chick, in spite of having Evan Stone. Who's ugly as sin and the best acting she does is when she rolls her eyes.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Who in the hell thinks that she's being fashion forward? She looks like she got beaten with a drag queen's wardrobe.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm still partial to Lestat.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Which one, the chick who gets kidnapped by the bad pirates or the bad chick pirate or the good chick pirate? (PS. I'm pretty sure they're all played by the same person. They look exactly alike.)

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Drag queens have much better taste than that bitch does.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

"Lestat, c'est moi"?

Oh God, I'm making Louis XIV references.

...oh God, I remembered who Louis XIV was. Why is that trivia taking up space in my brain that could be doing something useful? WHY?

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Wait, there's a porno about pirates?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

....I really can't tell you, now that I think about it. Skinny, fake tan, bleached within an inch of their lives and breasts so fake they don't move? Yeah.

But Evan Stone! He is made of awesome.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude I just realized I am so screwed if I'm doing this when I'm your age. I'll have to be like Wildguy or something.