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[xp_cypher]

So, since we are putting forward our suggestions for Marius' codename, I have a suggestion.

Tickybox.

As in, "What powers do I have today? Check the tickybox!"

[Poll #1191678]

Comments

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yes, and while some parts of it are good, it's almost totally destroyed by that main chick, in spite of having Evan Stone. Who's ugly as sin and the best acting she does is when she rolls her eyes.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Which one, the chick who gets kidnapped by the bad pirates or the bad chick pirate or the good chick pirate? (PS. I'm pretty sure they're all played by the same person. They look exactly alike.)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

....I really can't tell you, now that I think about it. Skinny, fake tan, bleached within an inch of their lives and breasts so fake they don't move? Yeah.

But Evan Stone! He is made of awesome.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's all of them. Are you talking about the one who had lit candles inside herself in the last scene? Or the one who put them there maybe?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Both.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Wait, there's a porno about pirates?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

With special effects even!

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

That's disgusting.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I mean they have CGI skeletons that they "fight" and there's explosions and stuff.

Though some of those girls could be considered special effects, considering the ammount of plastic surgery they've had. ew.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

The best is the scene where they're tied up in the burning house.

"I'll only free you on one condition."
"But there's no time!"
"Just fuck her already!"
"Alright, alright."

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

My favorite line is still: "Careful ladies, these canons are liable to go off..."

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

"I'm the best pirate hunter in the world! AUGH!!!!"
"Mmm, you're the best pirate hunter in the world!"

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I still think the other girl in the threesome got gypted. All she got to do was wear his hat.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Why have I seen this movie and you have not?