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[xp_cypher]

So, since we are putting forward our suggestions for Marius' codename, I have a suggestion.

Tickybox.

As in, "What powers do I have today? Check the tickybox!"

[Poll #1191678]

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Aw, I like sex in the city. It's like softcore porn with shoes. Except Carrie needs to be hit by a bus.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Softcore defeats the purpose of porn.

I can't believe I just typed that.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I get bored easily, myself. I have porn ADD.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Pirates? Totally the cure to porn ADD.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yes, and while some parts of it are good, it's almost totally destroyed by that main chick, in spite of having Evan Stone. Who's ugly as sin and the best acting she does is when she rolls her eyes.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Which one, the chick who gets kidnapped by the bad pirates or the bad chick pirate or the good chick pirate? (PS. I'm pretty sure they're all played by the same person. They look exactly alike.)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

....I really can't tell you, now that I think about it. Skinny, fake tan, bleached within an inch of their lives and breasts so fake they don't move? Yeah.

But Evan Stone! He is made of awesome.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's all of them. Are you talking about the one who had lit candles inside herself in the last scene? Or the one who put them there maybe?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Both.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Wait, there's a porno about pirates?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

With special effects even!

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

That's disgusting.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I mean they have CGI skeletons that they "fight" and there's explosions and stuff.

Though some of those girls could be considered special effects, considering the ammount of plastic surgery they've had. ew.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Why have I seen this movie and you have not?

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

She needs to be hanged and them put on a pike on 5th as a warning to anyone who even thinks about dressing like her. Ugh, her wardrobe is atrocious!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Who in the hell thinks that she's being fashion forward? She looks like she got beaten with a drag queen's wardrobe.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Drag queens have much better taste than that bitch does.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

True. Have you seen her wedding dress? What the HELL is on her head?

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Ohmygod, I know, right?

I mean, I'm still totally going to see it next weekend. Samantha/Smith OTP.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

HOMG yes, naked Smith is worth the price of admission alone.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

On TMZ a couple months ago one of the paparazzi got a shot of them filming a sex scene. I may or may not have somehow found a way into their computers.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

....holy crap, you will share, right?

I can't do things like that, what with "Jennie, the supercomputer is NOT for downloading torrents of So You Think You Can Dance?"

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Carrie Bradshaw, or Sarah Jessica Parker? Or could you mean both?

Which is not to say I would disagree...

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Candace Bushnell, too. Have you ever seen her at book readings and signings? She's a bitch.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, I have managed to avoid it. I have read her column - which is perhaps why I have not gone to any of her book readings.