I suck.

[xp_cypher]

I just lost The Game.

Again.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Douglas, my room is not stage left. You do not get to flee here to avoid ... what did Jamie call it? Nerfy doom?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, if you hadn't told him where I was, I might have pulled it off...

Okay, maybe this is the first place he would have looked. Um...

Run away! Run away!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I do not need to run, Doug. I am not the enemy here, I did not infect the journals with that brainworm of a game.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

No, see, that was my reminder to myself, and...

Why am I still here? RUNNING NOW!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

NOT FAST ENOUGH, YE SCURVY DOG! Yaharrr! Take that for a buffet across yer mainsail, me hearty!

(What? I'm sure there were Nerf pirates.)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You know that you and Doug both are very, very silly, yes?


...

Jamie? Where did you get a Nerf crossbow?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I was beginning to get that idea, yeah. :)

Made it. The ones they sell in the stores aren't accurate enough.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Would comment more, but STILL RUNNING!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You made a Nerf crossbow? Next you will claim you made a Nerf machinegun, or one of those guns that gangsters use. Tommy guns...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

What, you haven't seen my belt-fed Nerf Gatling cannon? Heh. Go ask Alison about it, I'm sure she remembers.

Or even better, maybe I'll just ambush you with it someday . . .

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No, I have not seen this. I am not sure I want to!

Is there a kind of ballistic weapon you have -not- made to shoot Nerf yet?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I don't have a Nerf trebuchet. Or any crew-served Nerf antiaircraft weaponry.

Really, once you get up bigger than the tripod-mounted stationary emplacements, Nerf weapons get a little impractical.

The Gatling's fun, though. If the belt doesn't jam, it'll unload a hundred full-size arrows in just a few seconds. No accuracy or range whatsoever, but it's kinda like turning the air to Nerf around your target. :)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If I told you that I got the beholder to fly, do you think we could perhaps make a Nerf Zepplin?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

The Nerfenburg. I like the way you think.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think the Nerf will have to be real and attached to the beholder/zepplin...

Unless you know where to get a real flying minature blimp?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

. . . and, you know, there are no words to express how much I wish I could answer "yes" to that question.

Fortunately, as a consolation, I do have an extensive, nay, near-encyclopedic arsenal of Nerf weaponry. I'm sure we can find something to properly outfit the blimp with. Lemme go pull the box out of my closet and shake down Artie for anything he's borrowed and forgotten to give back.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/7397/

How about there? :)

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/753d/

The new secret weapon. It's a weapon AND snackage. All in one convenient package.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Aha! Nerfy doom takes a right on the stairs and approaches with much greater accuracy, no longer wondering if the laundry room is stage left!