I suck.

[xp_cypher]

I just lost The Game.

Again.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

What, you haven't seen my belt-fed Nerf Gatling cannon? Heh. Go ask Alison about it, I'm sure she remembers.

Or even better, maybe I'll just ambush you with it someday . . .

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No, I have not seen this. I am not sure I want to!

Is there a kind of ballistic weapon you have -not- made to shoot Nerf yet?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I don't have a Nerf trebuchet. Or any crew-served Nerf antiaircraft weaponry.

Really, once you get up bigger than the tripod-mounted stationary emplacements, Nerf weapons get a little impractical.

The Gatling's fun, though. If the belt doesn't jam, it'll unload a hundred full-size arrows in just a few seconds. No accuracy or range whatsoever, but it's kinda like turning the air to Nerf around your target. :)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If I told you that I got the beholder to fly, do you think we could perhaps make a Nerf Zepplin?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

The Nerfenburg. I like the way you think.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think the Nerf will have to be real and attached to the beholder/zepplin...

Unless you know where to get a real flying minature blimp?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

. . . and, you know, there are no words to express how much I wish I could answer "yes" to that question.

Fortunately, as a consolation, I do have an extensive, nay, near-encyclopedic arsenal of Nerf weaponry. I'm sure we can find something to properly outfit the blimp with. Lemme go pull the box out of my closet and shake down Artie for anything he's borrowed and forgotten to give back.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/7397/

How about there? :)

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

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