The Journal of Doug Ramsey

Well, you like it, and Doug likes it, and Miles likes it, so it cannot be -all- bad, and the art in the books is good, so that has to count for something, yes?

Bass guitar. Doug is evil.

The earring looks good! It does.

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Well, it should. I vote you get Doug to show you how to be a cleric, because the campaign he's DMing, Artie's a fighter, Miles is a wizard, and my paladin keeps running out of healing.

And that will make more sense when you read the books. :)

Bass guitar! Cool! You can be in the band when you don't suck!

And it looks silly. And it's a good thing nobody around here owns a ferret.

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I am reading the Player's book now. No one said this would involve math! Math is unfair.

Yes. Bass guitar. I am informed by reliable evil sources that they are not all that different from cellos. Could you please throw something at the source? It would be the blond one smirking over in the desk full of computer books.

Ferret? Why a ferret?

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Just addition. High numbers are always good. Except when they're the ones Doug rolls, especially if he then proceeds to do evil eyebrows.

And now he's wondering why I just chucked a Nerf bat at him. :)

Ferrets are attracted to shiny things.

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Just addition? I can handle that.

Doug makes evil eyebrows? Is that like the face where he has that grin and he looks completly devilish?

Oh. We have a lot more things that are shinier than Doug's ear, Jamie.

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That would be the one. "Evil Eyebrows" for short.

And we do, but they aren't attached to Doug, generally speaking. Ferrets can bite.

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No, but you would have to direct the ferret -to- Doug to get it to see his ear.

I think it would go after the people with more than -one- earring first. Or the people with more than one in each ear.

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True enough. And even I'm not that evil.

Ferrets are awfully cute, though. They're sort of like Artie and Miles, only furry and tubular.

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That is a mental image that will need to be drawn. Artie and Miles as ferrets.

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Yes, sounds like you guys would need a cleric. And don't even think about it - not joining. Try and make me and I'll munchkin you so hard your head will spin. Much easier to lay about reading while you play and being a 'gamer girlfriend'.

And it's a good thing nobody around here owns a ferret

"Stay good, Doug! Stay good!" *poing*

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Munchkin? I thought those were the middles of donuts?

The things I do for Doug. *sigh* Cleric. I can do that. I can.

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Thoes are also Munchkins. In this case, though, Munchkin is a verb, meaning 'to create a character who is stupid powerful by min/maxing or whatever and be otherwise generally obnoxious.' A dire threat.

And yeah, Clerics are pretty easy.

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Heh. I'm the guy whose girlfriend hangs around during the game. My old group would laugh themselves sick, if, y'know, we still talked. And watching you lay about reading is good fun for when Miles is casting magic missiles at the darkness again, so keep on doing that. :)

I am so getting you a stuffed Kiki. Especially if I can rig it to poing. I bet I could.

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Now I totally want Doug to have you all encounter a Gazebo...

That would be excellent. I know they were making BunBun plushies for a while, but I don't remember if they ever did Kiki.

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Egad. Not the Gazebo. Why, I'd have to use the Head of Vecna to defeat that.

I don't know if they did either, but I'll find out. It's a quest. :)

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A quest! A quest! A quest!

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Bass guitar! Cool! You can be in the band when you don't suck!

I did not even see this part before.

I hate you. I hate you -so- much. Both of you. Is this nerd-boy brain similarity? Doug said the same thing

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No, this is "the band needs somebody to play bass, and look, you're learning to play bass." Unless he also used the words "when you don't suck," in which case . . . wiggy.

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Actually, Doug's suggestion was the bass guitar because the band needs one. And because they are similar to cellos.

I think Doug has not thought this through. Me. On stage. With him in THOSE PANTS.

I will miss half my notes. I will.

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We'll put you on opposite sides of the stage? Or you can be the Mysterious Blindfolded Bass Player.

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I am going to hide under my bed now.

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Aw. Should I bring cookies?

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