It's my...naniversary?

[xp_cypher]

(nani the f)

So one year ago, I convinced the nanite swarm that now makes up a couple percentage points of my body mass to...unionize?

Oh god, I just realized that I've been saying that the nanite swarm is like a kind of smarter than average puppy, but no. My arm is Jorts the Cat.

Anyways, it's like their birthday or whatever. Darcy made them a celebratory smoothie, which they were delighted by.

I gotta admit, I'm okay with the tradeoff of ~aesthetic~ instead of random attack naps.

Comments

[xp_tarot]

The best idea I had was iron shake flavoured cocktails but I am not sure that is going to work.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, they make boozy milkshakes/smoothies, but yeah I have a hard time conceptualizing that.

[xp_tarot]

I was stuck in Minneapolis for five hours, I watched an entire youtube channel on alcohol. I still have no good ideas.

[xp_cypher]

Let me guess - How to Drink, with Greg?

[xp_tarot]

I want to ask how you know these things but you are you.

[xp_cypher]

Precisely. I don't ask how you know the things you know, so that makes us even. :D

[xp_jubilee]

If I mock you for not being me stuck in Minneapolis for five hours does that count as workplace harassment.

(Do we even have HR videos? I feel like we should have HR videos)