It's my...naniversary?

[xp_cypher]

(nani the f)

So one year ago, I convinced the nanite swarm that now makes up a couple percentage points of my body mass to...unionize?

Oh god, I just realized that I've been saying that the nanite swarm is like a kind of smarter than average puppy, but no. My arm is Jorts the Cat.

Anyways, it's like their birthday or whatever. Darcy made them a celebratory smoothie, which they were delighted by.

I gotta admit, I'm okay with the tradeoff of ~aesthetic~ instead of random attack naps.

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[xp_tarot]

The best idea I had was iron shake flavoured cocktails but I am not sure that is going to work.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, they make boozy milkshakes/smoothies, but yeah I have a hard time conceptualizing that.

[xp_tarot]

I was stuck in Minneapolis for five hours, I watched an entire youtube channel on alcohol. I still have no good ideas.

[xp_cypher]

Let me guess - How to Drink, with Greg?

[xp_tarot]

I want to ask how you know these things but you are you.

[xp_cypher]

Precisely. I don't ask how you know the things you know, so that makes us even. :D

[xp_jubilee]

If I mock you for not being me stuck in Minneapolis for five hours does that count as workplace harassment.

(Do we even have HR videos? I feel like we should have HR videos)

[xp_darcy]

Jorts is pro-union! They're very cute, following me around until I've traced them a birthday cake.

[xp_cypher]

Just saying no one better try to butter my arm.

[xp_darcy]

...don't give me ideas, sweetie

[xp_jubilee]

As long as nobody butters you, we should be good

[xp_cypher]

Tell that to Darce. :P

[xp_topaz]

What's the traditional gift for a first anniversary with a nanite arm?

[xp_cypher]

Your guess is as good as mine, I'm just making this all up as I go along. And I'm certainly not going off of wedding anniversaries because, uh, that'd just be a bit too weird.

[xp_mayhem]

You did a what now? I have so many questions.

[xp_cypher]

nanite forearm

I don't recommend all the stuff I had to go through to get it, though.

[xp_mayhem]

I remember this from your introduction now. The number of questions I have for you keep growing.

This is also making me look at my nanotech research in a different light so I'm gonna not ask any of those questions until after graduation.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, solid plan.

[xp_loa]

A meme for you naniversary!

[xp_cypher]

oh my god it's amazing

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah, but have you explained Jorts and Jean TO THE NANITES?

your nanites are genderless right? They're not manites or ma'amites?

[xp_cypher]

NO

[xp_wildchild]

What

[xp_cypher]

No, I'm not gonna do that.

[xp_wildchild]

Can you do that?

[xp_cypher]

I'm Batman, so...

(bro are you watching PandaRedd?)

[xp_wildchild]

I did take a yoga class in college but idk if I’m a master at nyoga

[xp_cypher]

I swear to crap if you pull that voice the next time we're sparring I'm just going to murderize you. :P

[xp_wildchild]

Good thing I’m unrestrained from this mortal coil.

(Though dude you’re the guy who has no shit died sooooo)

[xp_cypher]

Yeah, no, that's fair.

[xp_blink]

would they like something shiny for their 1yr? I'm thinking like, a sequined sleeve.