oof

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Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Doc Jean, and Clarice, for painkillers.

Side note, things I do not thank Clarice for, this gaudy as heck phone case. I think it might have rhinestones on its rhinestones.

Everything hurts, and I lost half of an arm, but at least we prevented a robot body with pieces of the Danger Room and Cerebro in it? Yay team.

No, voice to text, when I say Cerebro I mean Cerebro, not whatever the heck you just tried to autocorrect it to. I swear to crap, you're worse than Clippy.

Also who programmed this voice to text to filter out all the swear words? Was it me? It was probably me. Congratulations, self, you played yourself.

Heck.
Crap.
Fudgesicle.

TURBO BONER.

Haha, take that, me.

Where was I? I mean, physically speaking I was in the Medlab. Mentally speaking, who knows. These are some really good narcotics.

Don't do drugs, kids.

Also don't stick your arm into a hunk of white hot metal.

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Oh, is that why I have a ... I am sorry, are these meant to be phalluses.. plallui? Pla. penises in hot dog buns?

I do very much appreciate the effort it must have took to change my phone case while I was asleep, given that the phone was in my purse. I am never changing this phone case, this is a remarkably high durability case for the number of hot dog penises printed on it.

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awww, thank you! Do you know how many penis phone cases there were to choose from? You'd think they were trendy! But the hot dog penii just seemed to be *chef's kiss*

Who needs sleep when you have amazon and penis phone cases to buy?

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I was on line getting take out for Doug and Amanda and my cousin and I read this and I was very bored it was a long line and I thought it could not possibly be as many as she said it was

it was

so many

penises

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So. Many.