I just…wut?

[xp_cypher]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/los-angeles-police-alleged-members-masonic-fraternal-police-department/

/nottheonion
//notflorida

…man, how many conspiracy theories can be stapled onto this? Freemasons, the Knights Templar, alien invasion (MIB Security Agency)...

Brb disappearing into Wikipedia and TVTropes conspiracy theory links. Where’s my bingo card…

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Don't disrespect the Masonic Fraternal Police Department, the MIBs will show and you'll disappear.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Me? Or him?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Both of you! And then I'd be sad.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Where would I disappear to, though? Cuz, if I disappear to Tahiti, I wouldn't mind so much? Even though I'd feel kind of bad to make you sad.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't think the MIBs operate out of Tahiti, though. Probably more like the Arctic Wastes.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Damn. Okay then yeah I would not like to be disappeared. The MIB should really think about shit like that before they make people think that they're going to disappear them...

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

It's a magical place.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Did you flashy thing me? I ain’t playin, did you flashy thing me?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

No, of course not.