I just…wut?

[xp_cypher]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/los-angeles-police-alleged-members-masonic-fraternal-police-department/

/nottheonion
//notflorida

…man, how many conspiracy theories can be stapled onto this? Freemasons, the Knights Templar, alien invasion (MIB Security Agency)...

Brb disappearing into Wikipedia and TVTropes conspiracy theory links. Where’s my bingo card…

Comments

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

The fact that the Masonic Fraternal Police Department's website is rife with improper use of punctuation greatly decreases my worry about this organization and increases my snickering quota for the day.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

But maybe that’s what the Police Illuminati WANTS you to think! So you underestimate them, and then…something something new world order, something something Majestic 12…and, um, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition?

(okay yeah, I got nothing)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Don't disrespect the Masonic Fraternal Police Department, the MIBs will show and you'll disappear.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Me? Or him?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Both of you! And then I'd be sad.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Where would I disappear to, though? Cuz, if I disappear to Tahiti, I wouldn't mind so much? Even though I'd feel kind of bad to make you sad.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't think the MIBs operate out of Tahiti, though. Probably more like the Arctic Wastes.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Damn. Okay then yeah I would not like to be disappeared. The MIB should really think about shit like that before they make people think that they're going to disappear them...

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

It's a magical place.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Did you flashy thing me? I ain’t playin, did you flashy thing me?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

No, of course not.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Dude. Are you not a high-ranking member of one of the most secretive fraternal societies in the world? You know, one of them aside from that one? Why are you scared of them? I bet we could kick their butts.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Nah, not scared of them, just being ridiculous. ;-) It’s been a long week.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Okay well, that's alright then. It has indeed, and it's not even Friday yet. And I'm in Europe so I can't even suggest going to Donutula's or the stoner bakery or the pizza place or to Harry's to unwind.