Happy Canadia D’eh!

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To Special Inspector Garrison Kane of the Royal Canadian Blah Blah Blah. Happy Canadia D’eh! Don’t forget to hang your hockey sticks and Timbits on your Maple Tree, or else the Poutine Fairy won’t bring you your free health care for the year!

For this year, I bought you the entirety of Celine Dion’s discography. I am reliably told that she’s a Canadian treasure.

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I might have put a case of Moosehead in the mansion refrigerator as apology for engaging in Canadian stereotyping, but maybe I'll just tell Logan and let him drink it all.

No, see, the depressing part of that Garth Brooks, Birth of a Nation, and Duck Dynasty mashup idea of yours is that a large swath of America would find that unironically patriotic and completely miss your point.

Foie gras on poutine sounds interesting.