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To Special Inspector Garrison Kane of the Royal Canadian Blah Blah Blah. Happy Canadia D’eh! Don’t forget to hang your hockey sticks and Timbits on your Maple Tree, or else the Poutine Fairy won’t bring you your free health care for the year!

For this year, I bought you the entirety of Celine Dion’s discography. I am reliably told that she’s a Canadian treasure.

Date: 2013-07-02 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dominion.livejournal.com
Really? The best you could come up with was Celine? I mean, even Justin Beiber and a curling reference would have shown an attempt past one of those awful 'Wacky Canada' e-mail spam that gets passed around by the terminally unfunny. I mean, it would be like me dropping Garth Brooks over a mash-up of 'Birth of a Nation' and Duck Dynasty episodes and sending it off as a Fourth of July joke.

Also, you don't hang hockey sticks, you rack them. Timbits have no holes, thus also don't hang. And the Poutine Fairy's name is Maury, he puts foie gras on his at his food truck in Montreal and I'm told had a wonderful if mostly illegal time at Pride this year.

'If You Asked Me To' is a underappreciated classic is all I'm going to say.

Date: 2013-07-02 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
I might have put a case of Moosehead in the mansion refrigerator as apology for engaging in Canadian stereotyping, but maybe I'll just tell Logan and let him drink it all.

No, see, the depressing part of that Garth Brooks, Birth of a Nation, and Duck Dynasty mashup idea of yours is that a large swath of America would find that unironically patriotic and completely miss your point.

Foie gras on poutine sounds interesting.

Date: 2013-07-02 05:27 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (mischievous)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Apologies for the sudden appearance in your office, hope you enjoy your lunch. Maury says bonjour.

Date: 2013-07-02 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com
Did you bring him foie gras poutine?!?!?!

Date: 2013-07-02 06:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Montreal was nice enough to drop me right in front of the food truck when I asked it nicely. :) Though New York thought dumping me on top of a filing cabinet in Gar's office was funny. Or it was jealous. Cities, what can you do...

Date: 2013-07-02 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com
Yeah, that seems like the kind of thing New York would think was funny. New York seems like it would be kind of a jerk. How's Boston when you visit there?

Date: 2013-07-02 06:55 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (thoughtful)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Kind of quiet and a bit snobby. Me being English probably doesn't help. Cities are slow to let go of grudges.

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