Everything in my life is ruined.

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The NHL unveils team superheroes.

I just...what?



"The Rocky Mountain mad man, unbridled risk taker who controls the elements of ice and rock."

And he looks like Bobby dressed up as Dr. Freeze, or something.

Whatever marketing idiot thought these up ought to be punched. Repeatedly.

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If he's a shark, why does he need skis?

And at least he doesn't look like a Transformer or something.

And why don't they have someone who shrinks? They think "superheroes" all have to look big and scary and look like something out of a science-fiction or horror movie?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, technically there's one left to be revealed tomorrow, I think. But yeah, seems like some comic artist and a marketing guy picked up a bunch of factoids about the various cities with NHL franchises, and then passed the bong a few too many times.