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The NHL unveils team superheroes.

I just...what?



"The Rocky Mountain mad man, unbridled risk taker who controls the elements of ice and rock."

And he looks like Bobby dressed up as Dr. Freeze, or something.

Whatever marketing idiot thought these up ought to be punched. Repeatedly.

Date: 2011-01-30 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
The marketing dudes were really bored?

Date: 2011-01-30 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
I was gonna go with "stoned".

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=549755

"Guys, guys! So, he should have, like, cannons fuckin' EVERYWHERE on him. And...and we'll give him the power of, um...MEDIUMSHIP!"

"Is that even a word, dude?"

"Who cares! It sounds bitchin'!"

Date: 2011-01-30 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com
I just looked it up, and it turns out it is a word. It totally doesn't sound like a real one, though.

Date: 2011-01-30 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Oh, I almost forgot! He has an NHL logo ON HIS GROIN.

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