Uh...huh.

[xp_cypher]

So. The "iPad". It looks like essentially the love child of a netbook and a Kindle, with no keyboard. And the name just practically INVITES "high tech tampon" jokes.

Someone really didn't think this one through, did they.

brb lol-ing forever

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Shiny is good, but it is not sufficient on its own. I mean, look at Windows Vista. Bleh.

Enh. It's pretty normal, really.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

That's not shiny! Vista is like...a light bulb forced into one's eyeball. Yuck.

Martial arts are pretty cool, alright? Don't try to change my mind on that. With all the people in this place that know how to fight, I could understand if you felt as if it were a small feat, but not me, who still remembers the days with people that can't defeat ten armed guys with a plastic spoon.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Vista was like a very pretty marzipan coating over a cake made of stuff that only Cammie could potentially find appetizing.

Dude, I don't know anyone that could defeat ten armed guys with a plastic spoon. Except in a Jet Li movie.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

You sir, have the most appropriate words.

Jet Li is getting old...alright, a screwdriver?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

It's what I do.

Yeah, but he's still pretty hardcore. A screwdriver I could totally see.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

Oh...OH, right, you kind of do that.

Like Jackie Chan, who is my hero forever and ever. See? something as little and simple like a screwdriver. I think I need to practice some myself, but after the magic, and the studies, and more magic...no time.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Well, if you sharpened the spoon a lot, like shank style sharpened, and you were in a position they could only come at you one or two at a time.

Mostly though, it's better not to piss off ten guys at once. Like, entirely better.