Well, here's an approximate transcript of my phone conversation with him.
"I need to call out of class this evening, sir." "Douglas? You sound different. What happened?" "It's a weird mutant thing, sir, it'd be hard to explain." "Try me, Douglas." "...Igotturnedintoawoman." "Beg pardon?" "I got turned into a woman. Spontaneous transmutation of my Y chromosome into a second X." "...I see. Are you injured?" "Sir?" "Aside from the sudden change in sex, are you physically unable to attend class?" "...no sir." "Then I will see you in half an hour when class begins, Douglas."
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Date: 2007-05-03 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-03 02:11 am (UTC)"I need to call out of class this evening, sir."
"Douglas? You sound different. What happened?"
"It's a weird mutant thing, sir, it'd be hard to explain."
"Try me, Douglas."
"...Igotturnedintoawoman."
"Beg pardon?"
"I got turned into a woman. Spontaneous transmutation of my Y chromosome into a second X."
"...I see. Are you injured?"
"Sir?"
"Aside from the sudden change in sex, are you physically unable to attend class?"
"...no sir."
"Then I will see you in half an hour when class begins, Douglas."
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