A few things

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1. Okay, are Angie and I really that annoying?

1a. Also, contrary to some thoughts, Angie and I do _not_ have to be surgically attached at the hip, and are perfectly capable of having our own lives.

2. Kyle? No offense, but the twins thing is a little old, and kind of annoying.

2a. Why does it seem to be so inconceivable that I'm a nerd and enjoy nerdy things, and yet I also happen to be the lead singer of the band and have a nice, attractive girlfriend?

3. Yes, I'm a little cranky and touchy. As much as I dislike being melodramatic, this stuff has been bugging me.

Comments

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Lorna? She dates Jamie, remember? The one who makes enough fudge in one batch to cover the entire counter?

:D

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember. He's in my Advanced Cooking class. He does a pretty good job too.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

You remembered! Wonderful!

Maybe you're not that senile then. Tonight.

*ducks, runs*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Says the woman who is much much older than I am.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

You know, if you're going to go that route...

Does that make you a cradle snatcher?

*RUNS*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Makes me a lucky woman, is what it does.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

It's more like five batches, actually, I just make them all at once. :)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Remind me to get bigger pots, by the way.

Do you know what happened to the bamboo mats for sushi rolling? I thought I left them by the sink...

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I'll make a note of that. Remind Lorna to buy more pot. Gotcha.

Did you check in the cupboard where they belong? I cleaned up a little when I went in there for a snack after the kids had their class.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yes, I checked the cupboard. They were there last night and not there this morning.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure Lockheed wouldn't've taken them, not and risk offending you. Did you check in the drawer with the pot holders? Maybe one of the kids thought that's what they were.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'll look. Just weird that anyone bothered to put them away.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, don't tell anybody I spilled the beans, but we're all running a secret conspiracy to be neat and tidy in order to mess with your head.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

If you all started being neat and tidy, it would very much mess with my head. I'd think I was in an alternate dimension. Which would be a first for me, unlike others in the mansion.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Ah, but even with the crazy wrong, I bet you'd be better off in Tidy Mutants Dimension than Asgard. For one thing, you'd know where all the cooking utensils are. For another, a lot less with the stupid god tricks.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Also, shampoo and shopping malls.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Er...

Want to try some Twinkie Sushi? It's good! Especially if you take the creamy filling out of the twinkie and make sweet-sticky-rice sushi with cream in the middle and wrap them in green roll-ups.

... I'll put the mats back.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You!! You stole them, you giant blue twinkie eating man!

Twinkie sushi?? I can't decide if that's better or worse than deep fried twinkies.

Actually, no, just thought about the calories in a deep fried twinkie and it's still more gross.

STILL! Keep those things out of my kitchen! You'll give the children ideas.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Are you including the calories in the fruit-rollups and the candy I rolled into it for colourful filling? *g* And then there's the true Twinkie Sushi, which is a twinkie cut in half, wrapped in the roll-up, and then decorated with candies.

Next time I will return the mats after use, however.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Hey, recovering anorexic here. I measure the calories in /air/ by reflex.

No more twinkie sushi making in my kitchen.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

I didn't make it in your kitchen. I was afraid you'd catch me. *g* And quite possibly kill me. I borrowed the mats and made it in my suite.

Although now, having considered the possibilities of low-calorie treats, I'm craving steamed banana-and-sticky-rice. And we don't have any banana-leaves to steam it in. *sigh*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

See what happens when you mess with the cook's stuff? You crave things that would be easy for her to get but harder for you.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

*coaxingly* If you get some banana leaves, I'll make enough to share. It's the healthiest sweet treat I know how to make... no added sugar, salt, fat, or anything! And sometimes I deviate from the traditional recipe and put a little cinnamon in.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

We'll see. My grocery order is coming up.