A few things

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1. Okay, are Angie and I really that annoying?

1a. Also, contrary to some thoughts, Angie and I do _not_ have to be surgically attached at the hip, and are perfectly capable of having our own lives.

2. Kyle? No offense, but the twins thing is a little old, and kind of annoying.

2a. Why does it seem to be so inconceivable that I'm a nerd and enjoy nerdy things, and yet I also happen to be the lead singer of the band and have a nice, attractive girlfriend?

3. Yes, I'm a little cranky and touchy. As much as I dislike being melodramatic, this stuff has been bugging me.

Comments

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yes, I checked the cupboard. They were there last night and not there this morning.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure Lockheed wouldn't've taken them, not and risk offending you. Did you check in the drawer with the pot holders? Maybe one of the kids thought that's what they were.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'll look. Just weird that anyone bothered to put them away.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, don't tell anybody I spilled the beans, but we're all running a secret conspiracy to be neat and tidy in order to mess with your head.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

If you all started being neat and tidy, it would very much mess with my head. I'd think I was in an alternate dimension. Which would be a first for me, unlike others in the mansion.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Ah, but even with the crazy wrong, I bet you'd be better off in Tidy Mutants Dimension than Asgard. For one thing, you'd know where all the cooking utensils are. For another, a lot less with the stupid god tricks.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Also, shampoo and shopping malls.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I definitely did not complain about getting back to a dimension where soap is used on more things than floors.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You'd think gods would have more concern for their appearance.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how it is. The worship starts declining, pretty soon you're wearing your pants unbuckled because nobody's watching anyway, and it's all downhill from there.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...

there are no words for that mental image.

Well, maybe two...

Brain. Bleach.