All right, already...

[xp_cypher]

Jamie, your revenge has been wreaked, you're a bloody prankster genius, now can you please turn this thing _off_? I'm a little tired of seeing C3PO in the mirror.

Besides, how am I supposed to kiss Angie like this?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, you can always go back into the dance classroom. Maybe she'd rather kiss a Wookiee. :)

Go shampoo yourself with some turpentine, I'll take the projectors down tonight.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Why... you stuck up, half witted, scruffy- looking, Nerf Herder!

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Wait. Leia ends up with Han Solo. Uh.

I take it back!

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I knew I should've made him Luke at least once. I think the chick he ends up with in the bad post-movie novel series is a redhead.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Mara Jade? I may have to throw socks at you for that comparison.

I am not sure what color her hair is. I have only read one of the books - it was on sale at the airport going to London.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

They're generally very bad. Some of the X-Wing ones are good, though--there was a great prank in one of them involving an Ewok fighter pilot.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Kettch! "Yub yub, Commander."

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Allston is about the only Star Wars author I can stand.

Yeah, that includes Zahn. It definitely includes Stackpole. Corran Horn should fall on his pretentious silver lightsaber and die.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Do either of you have a copy of this book with the Ewok?

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I do, yeah. Dunno if it's here or in Kansas, though.