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[xp_cypher]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

gonna party like it's my birfday
gonna eat a Platter at Harry's like it's my birfday
gonna watch a crapton of hockey (even though the Avs are out) like it's my birfday

So come party with me cuz it's my birfday!

Comments

[xp_tarot]

You remembered for a third year! I got you a sweet-and-hot pepper snack subscription box, every 2 weeks you get some snacks no one but you wants to share.

How can you even eat an entire Platter?

[xp_dominion]

With gusto! Already got the order into the kitchen.

[xp_tarot]

No, see, YOU can eat an entire Platter. Doug tries and has a food coma under the booth.

[xp_cypher]

Doug has more of a mutant metabolism these days since the friendos require a bunch of energy and all.

I mean, I certainly can't pack away like Garrison, but I can more or less eat a full Platter over the course of an evening watching hockey.

[xp_tarot]

No food coma?

[xp_dominion]

You think. Tonight is the start of The Platter 2.0. Harry found an old school supplier for additional fried options.

[xp_cypher]

I'm in danger.

But delicious danger.

And I figure between the hockey and my birthday, enough people will come by to help if I fall short of v2.

[xp_dominion]

Fried Cheddar cubes, broccoli and cheese poppers, Cajun calamari, fried green tomatoes with bacon jam, and fried clam strips have been added.

[xp_blackcat]

Oh fuck all of your metabolisms

[xp_cypher]

oh dang that Cajun calamari slaps. Good heat to it.

[xp_darcy]

I'm gonna steal your fried green tomatoes. At least some of them. I'll give you my calamari.

[xp_erverse]

Why do you put this shit in your bodies?

[xp_dominion]

Because it tastes good and I still get to look like this after.

[xp_cypher]

ALso ooooooh snacky subscription yay!