HOKAY SO

[xp_cypher]

Thank goodness I was in the city doing some work, I'd rather not find out what powers shenanigans would do given the multiple competing demands on my system these days.

ANYWAYS (here's Wonderwall)

For those of us who are outside the mansion and need to stay that way due to the medical lockdown, I have taken the liberty of booking a handful of rooms at the St Regis (on the Frost Enterprises corporate card, natch). If you need help getting there, let me know.

ALSO

This seems like a very opportune time to debut a project that Darcy and I have been working on, for a situation like this, in fact! There are a small group of delivery 'drones' based on Roombas that can be used to deliver parcels of food or medication on request to avoid interpersonal contact. Therefore, I judge it time to DEPLOY THE BOYS.

(note: the droids do not have gender, I am referencing this meme.)

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

how do we request delivery
i would like soup

[xp_magik]

i want to know also
i would like two peanut butter and banana sandwiches

[xp_cypher]

Ideally, someone is in a kitchen or the like to make the requested food.

Comrade Stabby is incoming (it's a butterknife, he can't actually stab) with sandwiches.

[xp_magik]

i like him but you should let him stab for real

[xp_cypher]

Okay, one of them is on their way to you.

[xp_wildchild]

d why is it blue

[xp_wildchild]

a platypus roombah

[xp_wildchild]

it just put on a hat
PERRY THE PLATYPUS ROOMBAH

[xp_cypher]

I was about to ask if you'd said the first line out loud to him, because that's what triggers the hat.

[xp_wildchild]

on 1 hand i laughed
on 2 hand floating again

[xp_cypher]

Darcy and I had a lot of fun with the platypus/droid references on them.

[xp_cypher]

bro

BROBROBROBROBRO

I just realized something

POWERS SWAP MEANS CHOCOLATE Y/N/TICKYBOX?

[xp_wildchild]

WAIT HOLY SHIT

[xp_wildchild]

I NEED A CHOCOLATE DONUT
AND A MILKSHAKE
AND PUDDING
ACTUALLY NO PUDDING


... I want a chocolate chip cookie please. warm. and a glass of milk milk, not oat or soy. Cow. COLD. Like, with the ice crystals.
and I want a chocolate ice cream

[xp_cypher]

I am ON IT, dude. Gonna get the best donuts I know Grubhub'd to the mansion gates. Give me like 20 minutes.