HOKAY SO

[xp_cypher]

(you got the earth, round, dang)

Because I got a question about it.

I thought I'd show the nanites that have created my prosthetic arm this video:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/qc76vy/realistic_humanoid_robotic_arm_that_uses/

Because it's super neat. And I figured if they needed some reference or ideas about functionality...

No, these little dramatic so-and-sos decided that the real takeaway...

is the ~aEsThEtIc~

and so that's why my arm is currently see-through.

Comments

[xp_tarot]

Your arm looks like a techno-organic spring roll.

[xp_cypher]

...well, I can't unsee THAT now.

Thanks I hate it.

[xp_tarot]

Dinner?

[xp_cypher]

Only if there's no spring rolls involve.

[xp_tarot]

I spent 40 minutes trying to photo edit shrimp into that video and I could not do it so please pretend I did.

[xp_cypher]

Do I have to?

Because I'd rather not.

[xp_tarot]

But if you pretend I did it than I get to be silly without having to figure out how to do photo edits on my tablet.

[xp_cypher]

okay, that's fair, I just didn't want the actual idea of shrimp inhabiting my arm and I have definitely grossed myself out now.

[xp_tarot]

I would never put actual shrimp in your arm much at all, much less after a trip to help save a city from seafood. I found a crawdad in my coat. I want no seafood at all.

[xp_jubilee]

Should I be making condom jokes?

[xp_cypher]

Definitely not.

[xp_jubilee]

But what if it tasks me, Doug? What if it says to me ‘Do it. Be your bad self’

[xp_cypher]

What, do you have a Ceti eel in your ear?

How would we tell the difference, honestly?

[xp_jubilee]

Pft. Obvs I’d talk less. Or answer to the name Kevin.

[xp_darcy]

i take ONE WHOLE SHOWER, doug. fuck's sake.

[xp_cypher]

I WAS JUST BROWSING REDDIT WHILE YOU WERE TAKING YOUR SHOWER

[xp_darcy]

obviously you and the lil dudes cannot be trusted on reddit alone

[xp_cypher]

_I_ can. The friendos cannot.

[xp_darcy]

It's a team effort, hon. If they can't be left alone with reddit, neither can you.

[xp_banshee]

I'm sure they meant well?

[xp_cypher]

They usually do.

But they don't always have...restraint. It's like sharing a body with a golden retriever some days.

[xp_topaz]

Are they any closer to figuring out chopsticks?

[xp_cypher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGP3KlyVUc&ab_channel=ebyam93

[xp_topaz]

I'm assuming that's a no

[xp_cypher]

No, they've figured out fine motor control just fine, I just wanted to inform you that I am giving you the bird right this very second.

Or are the nanites?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

[xp_topaz]

Can the nanites also help you get references from this decade?

[xp_cypher]

Look, I curate only the most perfectly aged memes in my bespoke meme cellar.

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