May the Fourth Be With You

[xp_cypher]

Brain: So 'Ken' can mean 'sword' in Japanese, right?

Me: ...yeeees?

Brain: And 'obi' is 'belt'

Me: Un-huh...

Brain: And 'wan' is the sound effect for a dog barking, so-

Me: HE IS NOT BELT-WOOF SWORDBELT

Comments

[xp_tarot]

Why are you like this.

no I know why you are like this. But please blame the tiny robots in your spleen.

[xp_darcy]

Wait, but isn't the custom family name first? So he'd be Swordbelt Belt Woof? Beltbelt. Oh no, that's making belt look like a fake word...

[xp_cypher]

[xp_topaz]

Letting you have your phone back was a mistake

[xp_tarot]

SHHHHH. He is using capital letters and punctuation again. Let him be weird it makes office emails so much more readable.

[xp_cypher]

[voice to text on]

Well, voice to text and having a copy/paste macro does a lot of the work right now.

[voice to text off]

[xp_tarot]

You have a one handed keyboard.

you have TWO one handed keyboards.