I coulda told you that for free...

[xp_cypher]

https://harpers.org/archive/2019/09/findings-september-2019/

"Scientists advised against consuming hypersexual zombie cicadas infected with psychoactive fungus."

YA DON'T SAY

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[xp_meggan]

Zombie cicadas? I sort of feel like the only person that would eat such an infected thing anyway... would be the most unwise (and maybe bored? I—I don’t know, maybe there was a dare that went really wrong) person in the universe if they thought it was a good idea to try.

(And completely agree--scary movie plot. Definitely a scary movie in the making.)

[xp_cypher]

Yeah, almost certainly some confluence of someone bored and a dare.