omg angie

[xp_cypher]

so i found the best thing - remember how you were all angry about that art fraud? and how i love 'i lik the bred' memes?

My nam is Chuck
And at Versailles
I see un chaise
My trainéd eye
Dost spot the fake
And so - voilà!
I lik the chair
I tayste the fraud

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[xp_tarot]

Come up here I need to poke you with a spear again.

[xp_cypher]

i'm too tired for sex

[xp_tarot]

I am still on anti-biotics and cannot take my birth control so you are not getting any sex until the doctors say I can stop taking these terrible pills.