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As detailed in the October 2015 issue of the American Bee Journal, sleeping in a beehive can purportedly have beneficial effects on your mind, body, and

FUCK THAT SHIT DOT TUMBLR DOT COM

Date: 2016-06-10 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Are you certain this was not the the October 2015 issue of the American Totally Not Sentient Nazi Insect Propaganda Journal?

Date: 2016-06-10 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cloak.livejournal.com
You sure have a thing against bees, dude.

Date: 2016-06-10 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Okay, so some insects (mostly bees and cicadas) have the rudiments of language. Very simple communication concepts like "I'm here!" "DANGER WILL ROBINSON" and "voluptuous thorax - let's fuck", generally.

Now imagine a mutant who was basically a sentient hive of bees.

That was also a Nazi.

You'd have a thing against bees too if you were me.

Date: 2016-06-10 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cloak.livejournal.com
Nazis, man. I just want to punch me some Nazis.

Date: 2016-06-10 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Don't we all.

Date: 2016-06-10 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Honey...Did someone buy you that magazine?

Date: 2016-06-11 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com
...Did the bee people take drugs?
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