Signs that I am secretly five

[xp_cypher]

There are horses named Butts Abraxxas and Butts Leon competing in the equestrian events at the Olympics.

I have been giggling all morning about this.

Butts.

Comments

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

At least I don't have stupid hair.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Booger-eater.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Vomit-drinker.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Pee-licker.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Poo sniffer.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Underpants chewer.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

You smell like sardines.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Vag licker

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I am. XD

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Oh, screw you, Ramsey.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Only if you ask really nicely.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Um. I think I'm maybe not comfortable with that, so no.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're the one who said 'screw you', not me. And you're also the one who said I enjoy giving oral sex to ladies, so. Not sayin, just sayin.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting here.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That if you don't like discussion of sex, and my rolling with your attempt to insult me with it and turning it back on you, don't bring it up in the first place, dude.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right. Good point.

I'll be over here then, thinking about that.