Signs that I am secretly five

[xp_cypher]

There are horses named Butts Abraxxas and Butts Leon competing in the equestrian events at the Olympics.

I have been giggling all morning about this.

Butts.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Hm. Doubtful. As long as I'm not irresponsible about it.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Then we should make cupcakes!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me. I take it you'll handle the...



Secret ingredient?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Sounds like baking party tonight, then.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

I like cupcakes?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

These are going to be not-suitable-for-minors cupcakes.

Maybe we'll make some regular ones if these turn out well.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

That is blatant ageism!

I'm not stupid. MA told me about her famous brownies when I showered at her place. You think speaking in vaguealities and secret word codes is going to make me not know what you're talking about?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I know you're not stupid. I'm attempting to not contribute to the delinquency of any other minors. You, I already expect to be delinquent. ;-)

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

I am deeply hurt, Nerd Butt Face.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

NO YUO

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Your face is a butt!

And not like a baby's butt which is cute when you see it because usually they're doing something silly and they're babies and it doesn't matter, but like a butt you don't want to see. With like boils and hair and sag to it.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Your butt is a face.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

My butt is awesome.

And so is my face.

So basically, in short: I win. You lose.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Only in your own head, miss Maddie.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

And that is what counts the most.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That is a good idea and you should feel good.