Jake? Jubes?

[xp_cypher]

Angie and I are considering getting rid of our old couches and getting a new one as part of moving in together.

I am interested in keeping most of my food for Angie's and my consumption even while it lays out and about on counterspace as we organize.

So. How much am I bid?

Comments

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Not that I technically have anywhere to put said couch(es), but...Describe the object(s) in question?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Mine is brown and kinda squashy and extra super comfy.

Angie's is more fashionable, but still relatively nice to sit on. It's sort of a cream color.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Fashionable and extra super comfy.

I'll start the bidding at...three weeks.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

You must have these sort of conversations when I'm not around, don't you? Cyn-Jen is talking my ear off right now so I'll be short. I bet three weeks and one day. Jake, you could always put them in my apartment and claim lounging rights when you visit.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

You could have flown back with me on Sunday.

Three and a half weeks, then. And we both know you're going to end up on my couch at three in the morning.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Three and a quarter weeks! You'll totally end up on my couch more often when Wanda kicks you out for doing strange things to her underwear. Also, this totally doesn't count other people's fridges, yeah? I've been pondering how to hit Remy's place with dying.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Four and a half weeks. (Oh snap!) And she'll only kick me out if she catches me.

Does Remy eat human food? I thought he subsisted solely on our despair and the blood of his enemies.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Five weeks! Beat that mine fake trophy husband. I think I saw Remy eating a steak once. I suppose it could have been made from the liver of his enemies? I always thought the blood of my enemies would be way to salty.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Five and a half weeks.

Hmm. Perhaps it was some sort of blood-despair hybrid? Like, if he took the blood of his enemies and mixed it with our despair and maybe let it congeal a bit?

(I should stop before he starts stealing my liver and eating it for breakfast.)