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[xp_cypher]

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File under things you miss when you don't have them anymore:

-Opposable thumbs

File under things that you can't do when you don't have opposable thumbs:

-Pretty much everything

Thankfully, painkillers are yay.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Wait, are we talking thumbs that are no longer opposable, or lack of manipulatory digits whatsoever? I'm assuming the second, since you're using my speech-to-text program.

Thankfully, I may have a temporary solution for you. Can you come down and see me? I'd go upstairs to you, but right now stairs are kind of my nemesis.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

*voice to text engaged*

If you're thinking prosthetics, I don't know how well they'd work. My hands haven't been amputated, just my skin seems to have fused over balled fists. I guess even super-freaky vomit-inducing mutant powers have a 50-50 chance of needing to obey conservation of mass.

Speaking of vomit-inducing...

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