I just…wut?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/los-angeles-police-alleged-members-masonic-fraternal-police-department/

/nottheonion
//notflorida

…man, how many conspiracy theories can be stapled onto this? Freemasons, the Knights Templar, alien invasion (MIB Security Agency)...

Brb disappearing into Wikipedia and TVTropes conspiracy theory links. Where’s my bingo card…