This just in...

[xp_cypher]

I love putting socks on straight out of the dryer.

I am a man of simple pleasures.

That is all.

:)

Comments

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

He was insane before?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Talking to the cicadas made him quite insane. It was not a good time.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Cicadas?

...

I just had to look that up, apparently it wasn't a word I was familiar with.

Wait, he was talking to some kind of bug that only shows up once in a great while?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Doug was listening to the bugs, yes. It is ... I think he can explain it in a ...

In a while. Er.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

If I find out the warm sock thing is a turn on, I think I'm going to be incredibly disturbed.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Never going to look at socks the same way again, thank you very much...

You are clearly also filled with evil candy.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Evil black licorice candy through and through.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Black licorice is very evil. See, all I've got is this evil nougat, myself.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Give it time and then you too can be full of evil candy goodness!

I'll even make you a hat out of tinfoil with the words "Evil Jr Mints in the Making".

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

... You have just become my favorite counselor of the moment. You may even have displaced Jake in the ranking of favorite counselors. I so want that hat.