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[xp_cypher]

This is Doug.

This is Doug having gotten some sleep last night.

This is Doug waking up and reading the 138 comments in his journal.

This is Doug's head exploding.

...

Any questions?

Comments

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Slander! Libel! Whichever the written one is!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Libel. Slander is spoken.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

RIght, yes. Libel! This is libel!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Not libel when it's true! And we have proof. Nyah!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You have no proof. For it to be /all/ my fault I'd have had to post 138 comments! Did I make 138 comments? Nooooooo.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You instigated, is what you did. Like a big . . . instigating thing. Conspiracy to commit comments, that's what you're guilty of.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'm an innocent bystander. Your girlfriend is the real culprit, doing jetes with multiple yous attached to her hip and all.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Ah, but if those were possible at all they'd take place away from the computer. So if Kitty had been doing jetes with attached mes, she couldn't have been posting all those comments, so obviously it can't be her fault. Whereas your prior record is against you.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I still say I'm innocent. There are three of you and only one of me. Clearly it's mostly the fault of the majority.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

And if the FBI thought like that, they'd never go after Mafia dons. You're a shady behind-the-scenes conspirator and schemer-in-the-night, and the rest of us are just pawns in your diabolical game.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yet more libel!

I'm just an honest businesswoman trying to make my way in the world.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

You enabled. You so did. We know you did.