A few things

[xp_cypher]

1. Okay, are Angie and I really that annoying?

1a. Also, contrary to some thoughts, Angie and I do _not_ have to be surgically attached at the hip, and are perfectly capable of having our own lives.

2. Kyle? No offense, but the twins thing is a little old, and kind of annoying.

2a. Why does it seem to be so inconceivable that I'm a nerd and enjoy nerdy things, and yet I also happen to be the lead singer of the band and have a nice, attractive girlfriend?

3. Yes, I'm a little cranky and touchy. As much as I dislike being melodramatic, this stuff has been bugging me.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Utilikilt. Hee.

Also, there's...well, not something I really should probably be discussing in a public journalspace.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You seen the specifications on the pockets in those things? I swear, if Batman was a Scot he'd use one instead of his utility belt.

And now I'm all curious. Once I'm done burying you in Silly String, wanna grab lunch? Assuming you can find the kitchen, anyway. There's a reason I have a whole labeled drawer set aside for the stuff in my desk. :)

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

How much you wanna bet Bats owns one anyways for if he ever finds himself stuck in Scotland as Bruce Wayne or something?

And lunch sounds good, I guess. Not really sure how to approach the subject.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I bet he probably has a set of actual authentic Highland regalia that Alfred whips out if that ever happens. Mind you, I wouldn't be surprised if he added pockets to it.

Sneak up on the subject and hit it over the head while it isn't looking, that's what I always say. The Conversational Ninjas are always looking for a few good men.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Actually, you're probably right. Bruce is probably distantly related to some Highland clan, and has a full set of authentic regalia just in case. Because Bats pretty much has one of everything 'just in case'.

And I get the feeling that ninja-ing this particular subject might result in you choking on something.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

If not two. And now I sorta wish Alfred wasn't quite so much the perfect butler, because it'd be funny to hear him complain about not being able to find a dry cleaner able to handle Masai ceremonial headdresses.

And so what? I happen to know I look damn funny with milk dripping out my nose.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You gotta wonder if maybe being Super Butler isn't Alfred's mutant power. ;-)

This is true. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

If DC ever let themselves get caught dead with a mutant character, maybe. ;)

You warned me, you warned me. Now get off the computer and fight back before I finish drawing Silly String pictures on the back of your chair.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I don't know about you being nerd but you both are most definitely geeks. They're just comic book characters!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Jamie's got a point. Can you imagine the fuss that'd get made if they made a Mutant hero? They have can superpowered hominid Heros like Superman, but will they ever make and X-Men comic? I don't think so. They'll make Superman gay first.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

They'll make Superman gay first.

Isn't that what Smallville is about?

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

YES. OH A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

That's a point. So clearly we're on the way to a mutant Alfred. Yeah!