The Journal of Doug Ramsey

Doug? Please get some sleep. You are being cranky.

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I second the sleep thing...

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World = combusts.

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The world is going to combust? I am confused now.

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Being clear? What is this being clear you speak of? ;)

Doug. Grumpy. World. Boom?

Of course, I'm sure it happens occasionally when I'm not looking and I'm also sure that even when I am looking I pretend I'm not looking, but it's still rather odd and may I go hit him over the head to force unconciousness, please?

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Doug has been grumpy before, but then he was possesed by cicadas.

I think perhaps if he does not sleep again I am going to be forced to take drastic measures.

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That doesn't bode well.

Please do. No one will fault you. Knowing this place, we'd just take pictures.

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Paige? Drastic measures and pictures would be very, very embarassing.

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Well, if there were pictures, it might put him off needing drastic measures again...

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No one is getting pictures of my drastic measures!

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*grins*

Fair enough.

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Except Doug. Doug can have all the pictures he wants.

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...I'm so not asking the obvious question here.

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That is probably wise.

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have _memories_ of drastic memories.

I am going to go run and hide now - but Doug would need to leave his room to come and kick my ass, and that's what you wanted, right?

Manuel

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I am not sure if I should thank you and hug you, or if I should cover my face and try not to be embarassed.

Maybe both.

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I'd take the hug, but then again, I'm the cockroach who'd do that sort of thing.

Manuel

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I only called you a cockroach just the -once-, Manuel.

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Do you happen to drink Fanta?

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but as pop goes, it's tolerable.

Why?

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I was curious.

Why are the commercials for Fanta here so -very- bad? Ours at home are not that bad.

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I don't watch television, so I haven't seen any of them.

Can you tell me what channel to watch and when so that I can see this commercial you speak of?

Manuel

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I am not sure commercials are scheduled like that, even here.

They show them sometimes before movies. .. which.. you do not go to often, so that does not help either.

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...OH!

Well. Um. No pictures. Going over there now. Um. If I husk enough times, maybe my face will return to it's normal color. Um.

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You thought maybe I was implying something else?

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..yes?

You'd think the opposite, given my situation, but no. Very much thought something else. Involved rocks. Or little critters stealing his work. Or essentially anything but that.

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Would it help if I did not tell you part of the plan was to have little critters steal his clothes while he was in the shower?

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Excuse me while I sdjfsdlf.

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Would that work, though? He doesn't really need clothes to be on the computer, disturbing as that thought is.

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It would make the next step of the plan far easier though.

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