Heh.

[xp_cypher]

Eldritch vowels.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

i love you but absolutely not. this is how we end up with unspeakable things from the depths.

[xp_hawkeye]

This... seems like not a great idea.

[xp_tarot]

No, absolutely not.

Amanda! Topaz! Put a no-magic-or-eldritch things ... rune... ward... magic.. THING around Doug's server room!

[xp_cypher]

But bro, what if I could, like, make my enemies' heads explode or something? :D

[xp_cypher]

You never let me have any fun. :P

[xp_cypher]

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

;-)

[xp_forge]

I haven't met you and my math degree and I both hate you.

[xp_daredevil]

.... this is how you KNOW its a bad idea

[xp_wildchild]

You are not the Kwisatz Haderach.

[xp_cypher]

Not with that attitude I wouldn't be.

[xp_wildchild]

You know what, given like

today just now

here, we'll go find some tequila bottles with the worm and you can start on your sandworm training with the tequila worms

[xp_cypher]

Let us walk without rhythm.

[xp_darcy]

You lose sex privileges if you summon the unspeakable things.

[xp_echo]

How did you ever convince Uncle Naze to let you off the rez?

[xp_darcy]

Uncle Naze? Sis, you didn't tell me family was coming in. I would've cooked.

[xp_forge]

Snuck out when he was out buying smokes. As one does.

And holy shit, they let you out of swaddling? I'm not even thirty and now I feel old. Gawky kid grew up.

[xp_cypher]

Clinto "I do three ill-advised science things before breakfast" Barto

[xp_daredevil]

exactly.

and at least one defies current scientific law

[xp_echo]

Family friend. I didn’t know he was turning up.

[xp_echo]

I mean, it’s how time works. Pretty sure you knew how calendars worked.

[xp_darcy]

Sooooo... if I want embarrassing stories to mortify you with later, this is the person I need to chat with? (I kid, I kid) ♥

[xp_hawkeye]

You know Eldritch horrors are like, actually a real thing, right? Wanda's been dealing with a cult and like. You know. Other stuff. And didn't one destroy a bunch of universes? I never got the full story on that. Also, what my bro said.

[xp_echo]

I know where you sleep. (I last saw him when I was ten, so it’s possible. I was of course, perfectly angelic as a child)

[xp_darcy]

Just as angelic as you are now, right? 😁

[xp_cyclops]

Math is magic, this makes absolute sense. Suddenly my entire education makes sense...time to summon an eldrich being.