So.

[xp_cypher]

An example of my brain going weird directions.

Got the cool pin from Jubes - Denver, of course.

And then my brain wanted to, like, embed codes in the map grids.

And then I remembered all the conspiracy theories about Denver's airport. Like how it's OMG SWASTIKA SHAPED so something something Nazis. Or the Illuminati. Or maybe both, I forget. Seriously, guys, there are some really out there theories about that airport.

So yeah, all that from a cool little gift from a teammate.

Told you my brain was weird.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

This is the airport with the demon horse yes?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That murdered its creator, yes.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

How do I make shifty eyes with punctuation?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Like this?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I only need the ones facing left, merci!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Blucifer hadn't even been unveiled when the bad vibes began — in 2006, Jimenez died after a section of the 9,000-pound sculpture fell on him and severed an artery in his leg.

Two years later, the beast that killed its creator went on display at the airport. The horse's cobalt color, glowing red eyes, and fierce face immediately attracted public ire. In addition to railing against the Blue Mustang's ugliness, Denver residents have voiced concerns that the horse is cursed due to its role in Jiménez's demise.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It is not that I do not believe you.

It is that how have we not checked on this ... Blucifer to make sure it is not cursed? Or have we?

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Oh god one of my dance instructors was this huge conspiracy nut. The DIA was his favorite topic.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

oh my god, do we have to do this again? the only way you can claim it looks like a swasticka is if you're a blind dude who has never seen a freaking swasticker before.

how do you even spell swatsticker?

this is why i hate people and this is why we can't have nice things any more. like airports. because they all like like freaking swastikaers.

[x-longshot.livejournal.com]

I haven't flown out of the circus tent in forever.

Don't forget the alien languages, buried detainee buildings, unground bunkers, and freemason time capsule that may be prophetic.

Ah, Denver. So quirky.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Okay, I vote that whenever Baron Bag-on-Head inevitably turns up again, we all call it a ‘swatsticker’. Who’s with me?

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...who? That sounds like an incredibly impractical piece of headware....

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

There are people convinced that the failed automated baggage system is actually an Illuminati headquarters…

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Oh god, you are so much better off not knowing, please trust me on this.

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

There's a story I'm missing here isn't there?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yes. It involves actual Nazis and bad things happening. If you really want to know I’ll tell you in person or something, I guess.

[xp-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Tell me at our next lesson. We're finally starting on the baton right?

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

I'll do that. In fact. I cen tork entirelly in badly spelled projecshuns and annoy him if u reely wont.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Don't fly through Denver unless I'm up for Weird Shit, check.